I always say I hate the desert. Darrel loves the desert. It's not so much that I hate the desert, but I hate the way I feel in the desert. Bloated, dry and itchy eyes, dry and cracked skin, chapped lips. That's how I feel in the desert. We decided to go to Death Valley anyway because it's the right time of the year (weather in the 70s and lots of wildflowers) and Darrel has really wanted to go there with me. He thought he might convert me to a desert-lover. I still didn't love the way I felt, but it was a beautiful, interesting place to see. Everybody asks what there is to see and do in Death Valley...
You can hike in canyons that were formed by shifting earth and
water and material rushing down the hill.

You can drive by and hike in the "Artist's Palette" where oxidation of different minerals has turned the hillsides purple, blue, green, and pink. I tried to make a "snow angel" on the purple hill where it was fine gravel, but it didn't really work. All that happened was my clothes got really dusty. I
had to try it though and it satisfied my curiosity.

You can check out the formations of the salt pan. I liked hearing the crunch of the salt under my boot. Darrel liked taking pictures when I wasn't looking.
You can go take a tour at Scotty's Castle.

You can take super zoomed pictures of your spouse when she's not looking and she is squinting into the sun while she waits for the tour to start.
You can hide behind forts in the rock formations when you hike in Mosaic Canyon.
You can visit the sand dunes at sunrise...my favorite.
You can have a contest with your spouse. Whoever ends up with the most sand in their shoes gets to choose when and where to eat breakfast. My boot is the one on the left. I chose the closest of two places to eat in the park. Darrel would have chosen the same thing, but I like to have opportunities to win.
You can visit a giant crater where it is REALLY windy.
You can walk out on the salt bed of the lowest point in the western hemisphere at Badwater...named for the bad tasting water.
You can take pictures at the signs like all good tourists.
You can do many more things like see where giant boulders move on their own, visit ghost towns, see the 20 mule team borax mines, and lots more. Go visit Death Valley, but remember to drink plenty of water, take chapstick, sunblock, and slather every inch of your body in lotion.